Anyways, I've been having the summer blues lately. Nothing really is happening in the house because I never seem to wake up in time for them to happen. I really have to fix my schedule or else I will forever be messed up. If my sister hadn't woken me up this evening, I would have went into an eternal slumber--that is until my Prince Charming comes along and gives me that kiss, or until my granny comes into my room and smacks me on the head with a bag of bok-choy.
Anyways, I ended up waking up at 10 pm last night, and stayed up till 5 pm and died once again. I've been having strange dreams lately, and for some reason they all have tomatoes in it. I do not understand the significance of it. Maybe my brain's just trying to tell me something, but then again, may be I'm just going crazy. Anyways, I was pretty down yesterday, due to a couple of things:
1.) The mango I ate was sour
2.) Something I shall not reveal to the public
I also cleaned out my shelf yesterday, because I just had one of those days where I decided that it would be nice to just clean something. I shouldn't have because my shelf was just full of mangas, and I nearly died. I think I have over 100 or them, I don't really know. I haven't counted for a while, but I did lay them all over the floor.
And while i was searching through my photos, I found this:
I don't know when that was taken, but I have to say that I am one big dork. They're all the old Pokemon cards, unfortunately. I guess it wouldn't help my case much if I said that I dueled my cousin with old Yu Gi Oh cards today. And I lost almost every battle because I suck. I just can't get past his super high level deck to hit his damn life points.
Anyways, today we were watching "Wipe Out" the marathon, and I was laughing rather loudly at the guys as the got canned and fell into mud and water. My sister came out and yelled her ass off at us because we were apparently being too loud, but then again she PMS's in the morning all the time. Speaking of which I had to check something on the computer, and it apparently woke my younger sister up, and she yelled at me. Then five seconds later my older sister comes out swearing like a banshee, and of course, because I am a big potty mouth, I swore back. Good thing she was half asleep or else I'd whack her one. Hard. In the genitals (whoever said it doesn't hurt girls when you do this: a.) doesn't have a womanly "under there" and b.) hasn't been whacked in the womanly "under there")
So, then after I just sat mindlessly in my mom's room trying to sleep, but I guess trying to sleep in a room with a blaring TV, and with my mom on the phone yapping isn't exactly the best place to be. I ended up trying to sleep on the floor in the hall after, but then everybody was trying to step over me so that didn't work either. I ended up sleeping in my sister's room for a bit (5 hours). Then I was woken up by her, and was seriously about to burst out crying like a baby because I am that lame. I did end up crying a little because-- I don't really have a reason. I was tired and she woke me up. ):
After that, I went downstairs to see that my older sister was making something. It was viet noodles. She asked:
"Do you want any?"
I said: "Me?"
Her: "F--k no."
Me: "B*tch."
My sisters are mean to me. And whenever my cousin and younger sister tease me or says something to make me look like an idiot, they have this stupid little handshake that involves fixing their hair in a awkward manner. My granny also got on our case about not putting our dishes in the sink.
You ever notice that with chinese parents or grandparents, they keep nagging you about things over and over again until you just want to punch them in the face? They treat you as if you're mildly deaf and mentally dense. Especially my granny. She repeats things over and over even after we answer it. It almost always ends up with us raising our voices:
"Bring the dishes over to the sink."
"Okay."
"Hurry up and bring the dishes over to the sink."
"I am."
"Oh my god you useless fool, bring the damn dishes over to the sink."
"I am."
"Hurry. Bring the dishes."
"I AM."
"Bring them. Bring them, damn idiot."
"HERE. You want the dishes? HERE YOU GO. DISHES. HAPPY, YOU HAVE YOUR DISHES. ARE YOU HAPPY? DISHES. SEE? DISHES. D-I-S-H-E-S. DISHES. ****!" (picture my younger sister jabbing at a dish because she is the evilest.)
"What about the rest of the dishes?"
That pretty much looks like an exact portrait of my family.
I did have some interesting conversations with my friends though:
I know, I know. I am the bestest friend a teen could have.
Yeah. I have lame comebacks. Do not judge me. I am Chinese.
Lastly, I was drawing a picture for my friend's birthday. I hope he likes it. It was supposed to be a guy, but my family said it looked like a girl wearing a dress. They are just blind and need glasses.
I'm going to Waterton for a few days. Might not be back, but wish me well. I will need it.
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